When my mother caught me jerking off to an old softcore porn magazine full of half-naked teens, she trashed my room and my precious collection of sweet-teen porn and porn was forever "Outlawed" in her home. Years later, my wife walked in on me in the middle of a serious eye-rolling, ball-squeezing, breath-holding, pecker-jerking, DNA-spraying solo session and again, my best teen and amateur magazines and videos were trashed and forever "Outlawed". I quickly learned to hide my best amateur and teen porn and now I have an extensive collection of "Outlawed" hardcore and softcore porn - now it's time to share the best of the best of my "Outlawed Porn" with my friends. |
1. You’re an arrogant prick and you don't believe others should have the right to free speech and expression. (Then you can go fuck yourself) |
2. You find images of nude adults, adults engaged in sexual acts, or other legal sexual material to be offensive or objectionable. (Then make sure you turn the lights off when you go fuck yourself) |
3. You are not at least 18 years of age and have the legal right to possess adult material in your community. (Best not be fuckin anybody - but yourself) |
4. You understand the standards and laws of the community, site and computer to which you are transporting this material, and you acknowledge that you are solely responsible for your actions. (If you’re that fuckin stupid - then go fu........... you get the picture) |
5. You're over 40 and you’ve never dreamed of fucking someone half your age. (Fuck you - I said you’re over 40) |
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1. If I use these services in violation of the above agreement, I understand I may be in violation of local and/or federal laws and am solely responsible for my actions. (And then it's big brother's turn to fuck you) |
2. By not exiting this site, I have released and discharged the providers, owners and creators of this site from any and all liability which might arise. (You won’t try to fuck me - unless you’re hot) |
3. Book marking any page on this server/site shall constitute an implicit acceptance of the foregoing terms herein set forth. (You return to my site - you fuckin agree that it’s cool) |
4. You know how to keep your kids off the internet. (Pay attention dumb fuck) |
5. You're perfectly capable of operating a mouse and jerking off at the same time. (Make fucking sure you keep the lube off the mouse) |
6. You love fucking porn. (Come on - fucking admit it) |
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